The Real Terror Threat

This last weekend showed us the true threat to our ways of life. With so much news about the war in Iraq and the school shootings, I wanted to take one second to remind you who our real enemies are. Picture below:

Those of you who know me well enough (read Dianna) automatically think “oh man, Jeff’s on another crazy rant!” But WAIT! A flag pole in Michigan was brought down by high speed winds and killed a kindergarten girl. We’re not talking college students or soldiers, but a little girl, five years old. So who really is the terrorist? I think it’s the flag poles!

Another threat to our way of life…. little orange fur balls. Anyone seen keef do his floppy-paws? Well, then you know that we think its funny. It’s very funny. And then you know that keef thinks it’s very unfunny. He’s just biding his time, all right. One night, POW! he’s a terrorist waiting to happen.

Published in: on April 18, 2007 at 7:20 am Comments (5)

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  1. On April 18, 2007 at 1:11 pm DaddyO Said:

    Never trust a cat carrying a flag pole.

  2. On April 18, 2007 at 8:04 pm Auntie Monkey Said:

    (Snicker snicker) Pfffffft!

  3. On April 23, 2007 at 5:32 pm I'm Gonna Get You Said:

    Paranoid much?

  4. On April 25, 2007 at 6:14 pm Cat Disliker Said:

    Nobody even likes cats.

  5. On April 25, 2007 at 10:59 pm Mommy Said:

    I had a cat like that – one minute you were petting her, and she was purring, and the next minute she’d hiss and spit and dig in her claws. Just goes to show you that all cats are crazy!


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